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Eat the Reich: Neon Green

Eat the Reich: Neon Green

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The year is 1943. You are a unit of vampire commandos coffin-dropped into occupied Paris. You have one mission: DRINK ALL OF HITLER’S BLOOD.

EAT THE REICH is a fast-paced, short-burn ultraviolent tabletop roleplaying game written by Grant Howitt ( Spire: the City Must Fall , Heart: the City Beneath , Honey Heist ,) and illustrated by Will Kirkby ( Critical Role , Dark Horse Comics , Space Station Zero ). It has everything you need to get started right away, including:

  • Six beautiful pre-generated player characters ready to smash up some fascists: a monied occultist, a cowboy ghoul, an East London necromancer, an armed and dangerous nihilist, a fighter pilot with a parasite soul and Flint, a half-bat half-man thing with good intentions.
  • An inaccurate map of Paris, loaded with interesting locations such as: the Museum of Degenerate Art, the German Technology Pavilion, cathedrals, catacombs, department stores and Hitler’s marble-lined Command Zeppelin.
  • Several battalions of nazi adversaries and four dangerous up-gunned Übermenschen full of magically-enhanced blood.
  • Extensive safety tools and guidance for playing a game featuring nazis, even if you’re exsanguinating every single one you meet.
  • Also, it’s violently green now! The 2024 printing has neon green page edges and stitching and is possibly more brazenly eye-catching than ever.

The Neon Green Edition features:

  • Full-colour Softback, 72 Pages, 7.9 in × 9.6 in
  • Textured finish
  • Glows in the dark
  • High contrast pink and green colour scheme
  • French fold cover with hidden vampire

 

Eat the Reich is a tabletop roleplaying game in which you, a vampire commando, are coffin-dropped into occupied Paris and must cut a bloody swathe through nazi forces en route to your ultimate goal: drinking all of Adolf Hitler’s blood.

It’s written by Grant Howitt (Honey Heist, Spire, Heart) and illustrated by Will Kirkby (Critical Role, Image, Darkhorse, Boom).

This over-the-top, ultraviolent game is designed to be played from beginning to end in one to three sessions of carnage, blood magic, meaningful flashbacks and hundreds upon hundreds of extremely dead fascists. It tells one story, it tells it loud, and it tells it brilliantly. Think Wolfenstein crossed with Danger 5 and you’re not far off the mark.

Eat the Reich is a lavishly illustrated, beautifully written 72-page rulebook and it has everything you need to get started:

  • A quick-to-learn D6 dice pool system – the Havoc Engine – that encourages creative violence
  • Enemy reinforcement rules that keep the vampire invaders on their toes
  • Pregenerated iconic characters (with room to level up)
  • Gruesome augmented Übermenschen (drink their blood to level up)
  • Non-accurate maps of Paris with lots of location details and ideas for fun things to destroy
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