Dead Milkmen Ltd. Two Book Set: Bitchin' Chimera
Dead Milkmen Ltd. Two Book Set: Bitchin' Chimera
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Lost Tomb of the Bitchin' Chimera - 46 pages
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The Tomb of the Pale Cow - 64 pages
Lost Tomb of the Bitchin' Chimera, written by Andrew Ervin and illustrated by Justin Sirois, an officially licensed Dead Milkmen roleplaying game module set in the weird world of Tiny Town. Written by Andrew Ervin and illustrated by Justin Sirois, this one-shot adventure blends fantasy and punk into a hilarious story your players will never forget.
A monstrous seabird is terrorizing the hamlet of Tiny Town. The distraught Mistress Brownnose calls for aid. If our adventurers hope to placate the beast, they must cross the Swampland of Desire and find the Life-Is-Shit Boneyard. There, if they’re brave enough—or dumb enough—to enter the lair of the Burrow Owlbear, they might just find the Tomb of the Bitchin’ Chimera.
The adventure is ultimately system-agnostic, and can also be enjoyed using the rules of the world’s greatest roleplaying game. It has been designed for player characters of levels 3 to 5 and you can play it as a stand-alone game or easily fit it into your ongoing campaign.