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Random House Books for Young Readers
Deadpool's Affirmations
Deadpool's Affirmations
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Deadpool’s Affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.I know what you are thinking: “Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human pi atas?” Fair question! Here’s the thing—who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I’m like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$.And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.Seriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.
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