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Everything Sucks Friends Forever One Shot (Mature)
Everything Sucks Friends Forever One Shot (Mature)
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It's last call, and Noah miraculously has an after-hours date lined up with a cutie. But first he's gotta make a pit stop in the bathroom, and weirdly so do his friends. When disaster strikes and the door gets stuck, can our heroes escape with their lives? Blood, beer, and sewage soaked chaos ensues! Includes cardstock foil cover and sticker sheet!
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